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Wisdom of the Disturbed

Hello fellow bloggers, my name is Caleb, I am a 17 year old male, and this is a multi fandom blog. Just a bit of stuff that I enjoy and find funny. If anyone needs to/wants to talk, my ask is always open. Anyways, enough rambling for me. Enjoy my blog

"O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done; 
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won; 
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, 
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring: 
But O heart! heart! heart! 
O the bleeding drops of red, 
Where on the deck my Captain lies, 
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells; 
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills; 
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding; 
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning; 
Here Captain! dear father! 
This arm beneath your head; 
It is some dream that on the deck, 
You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still; 
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will; 
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done; 
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won; 
Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells! 
But I, with mournful tread, 
Walk the deck my Captain lies, 
Fallen cold and dead.”

  #oh captain my captain  

tonystarktastic:

i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

It is. And I’ve seen his replies to people and just…he confirmed on Twitter that he runs that fucking facebook and I’m like “YOU!”

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captain-jacking-hardness:

uoa:

Quick Tour of Afghanistan

i laughed for like 3 hours

What’s that over there?

Fucking dirt.


We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

mitchellman95:

When someone tells me Rooster Teeth is shit and not funny

mitchellman95:

When someone tells me Rooster Teeth is shit and not funny

[part one]

hushmyheart:

Doctor Who + “I swear this show actually makes sense…”

lupinslover:

The Marauders getting drunk and Sirius is just like “werewolf” and then points to Remus, “here wolf”.

fuckyeahchandlerbing:

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

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Excuse you

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

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Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.

"I bet you can't name two structures that can hold water!" "Well, dam."

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365badjokes:

Hahaha, that’s brilliant.